McDonald’s helped Lardass get elected by letting him serve french fries. Lardass may dismantle Obamacare, leaving even more Americans sick and dying.

The rich ass United Health Care Shooter, who fancied himself a warrior against the horrors of American health care, was caught red-handed—and hash brown-mouthed. His manifesto might have been compelling, but the allure of that fried potato highlighted America’s number one killer: fast food. It’s a miracle anyone can pay their medical bills after a lifetime of McNuggets and McFlurries.

McDonald’s has spread its influence beyond expanding waistlines and skyrocketing cholesterol. The fast-food behemoth has been blamed for turning family-owned eateries into endangered species. Once, charming diners and mom-and-pop shops offered menus with personality and a side of heart. Now, Big Macs have homogenized these places, leaving Main Streets with nothing but stray tumbleweeds and discarded Happy Meal toys.

The shooter’s manifesto, which passionately decried the state of American health care, lost all credibility the moment he chose processed potatoes over principles. The health care debate should find itself overshadowed by the pervasive influence of fast food, an industry that offers convenience at the cost of community and health.


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