California Democrats have fulfilled what Lardass Republicans have only dreamt about for decades: setting the stage for burning it all down. While the GOP has long been accused of ignoring climate change, it appears their laissez-faire attitude was merely paving the way for California Democrats.

Lardass is already in his element, dishing out criticisms without offering a single solution. As Biden’s Infrastructure Bill or Inflation Reduction Acts breathes life into the economy, Lardass is ready to swoop in, claiming he fixed the economy. When problems arise, he’ll botch it the same way he did Covid.

From economic growth, the Science & Chips Act to lower prescription costs, Lardass’s strategy seems clear: let others do the work, then step in to claim the accolades.

For years, Republicans have brushed off climate scientists’ warnings, focusing instead on deregulation. This left California teetering on the edge of an environmental catastrophe. Enter the Democrats, who, in their zeal to correct Republican missteps, have overregulated, underfunded, and mismanaged resources to create the ultimate tinderbox.

Forest management has become a myth, with nature left to its own devices—akin to a Republican fantasy of self-regulation gone awry.

Republicans are now thanking Democrats for accomplishing what they could not: demonstrating the fiery consequences of their own policies. It’s a political paradox where neither party gets what they want, but everyone gets what they deserve.