President Lardass’s notorious trolling and inflammatory rhetoric have seemingly lost their power to incite mass hysteria. Once the epicenter of political discord and internet outrage, Lardass’s antics now elicit little more than a collective shrug from the American public.

It appears that Lardass Derangement Syndrome (LDS) sufferers and Lardass voters have miraculously united in a new movement: the Grand Ignorance Alliance (GIA). This coalition is characterized by a mutual disinterest in facts and news.

“I guess we’re all just a bit tired,” admits a former LDS sufferer. “At this point, he could hold a press conference with himself as the sole attendee, and I wouldn’t even bother to tune in.”

“It’s as if the entire nation collectively decided to switch the channel,” says Dr. Ima Klench, a leading expert in political apathy. “The more outrageous the act, the less people care. It’s the ultimate paradox.”

Meanwhile, Lardass supporters have found solace in not having to defend every tweet or statement. “I used to spend hours on social media, ready to pounce at the slightest insult against him,” confesses one supporter. “Now, I can finally invest my time in more productive activities, like perfecting my BBQ sauce recipe or finding new ways to abuse my wife.”

For now, it seems that the once-inflammable Lardass is just another voice shouting into the void. And for many, that silence is golden.