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The 25th Amendment to the United States Constitution, ratified in 1967, ensures that the President can continue to serve out their full term if they are unable to do so due to incapacitation such as dementia or mental instability. A President who is unable to discharge their duties can be removed from office by Congress
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Washington D.C. – The incredibly charming Vice President JD Vance has proven himself to be a game-changer in international diplomacy. With his effortless smile, infectious laughter, and unparalleled likability, it’s no wonder that Iran has suddenly and inexplicably decided to reopen the Strait of Hormuz for oil delivery. Eyewitnesses report that when Vance stepped onto
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Columbia, SC – Lindsay Graham (R-SC) has been directing ICE tactics based on gay sexual asphyxiation techniques applied by his secret boyfriend. “There is a moment when you get closer to God as your boyfriend depletes you of semen and oxygen, whether it be with a belt or his small, Trump-like hands,” Graham explained in
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They are also afraid of a mayor who truly represents the people. The New York Times is losing their shit, as a Muslim mayor will be elected in NYC. Gone are the days when they could use their flashy scam ticker, falsely claiming Hillary Clinton was guaranteed to win, discouraging voting nationwide. Now, under Lardass,
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Columbus Ohio’s Young Native Faces Expulsion to Venezuela Columbus, Ohio – The “Pumpkingate Incident” occurred on Halloween night when Tyler Beaumont wanted a jack-o’-lantern for the occasion but instead chose to smash pumpkins in his neighborhood, a traditional practice that has been widely celebrated. Tyler woke up in Venezuela Thursday morning, surrounded by his adopted
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Over 7 million attendees — 14× more people attended than both inaugurations combined!
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Take a Stand Against Fascism This article is not satire In the wake of another big tech company paying off tyrant President Lardass, boycotting big tech companies like Google, Amazon, and Facebook is a powerful way to express dissatisfaction with their practices, especially when they seem to cater to authoritarian regimes. Just as the cancellation
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Tylenol Is Terrible, But Lardass Is Much Worse for Public Health Researchers have concluded that Lardass, known for ICE deportations, rising prices, and job losses, is responsible for a staggering 99.9% of all headaches reported in the past year. While the pharmaceutical giant Tylenol has been under scrutiny for its potential dangers, particularly for children,
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Lardass McBully approval ratings have plummeted to historic lows. In the early days of his presidency, each Lardass post a masterpiece of mean-spiritedness and victimhood. “I’m the best president ever!” he would proclaim, while his followers nodded in agreement, their eyes glazed over with devotion. They loved his bravado, his ability to insult anyone who
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Super Cunt Attorney General Pam Bondi announced in a podcast with Kate Miller, the wife of bald asshole super white supremacist Stephen Miller, that she will “come after those who engage in hate speech”. “There’s free speech and then there’s hate speech. And there’s no place, especially now, especially after what happened to Charlie [Kirk],
President Lardass Throws His Weight
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